"You read 339 words per minute.
That makes you 36% faster than the national average."
I must admit, THAT wasn't expected. I'm a pretty damned slow reader. Must mean the national average is pretty slow :/
"If you maintained this reading speed, you could read War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy in 28 hours and 52 minutes"
HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!