Reading progress update: I've read 3%.

Tell the Wolves I'm Home: A Novel - Carol Rifka Brunt

Every Single Female Protagonist in a Novel (Specifically LitFic):

 

1) Annoying sibling who is "skinny", which means a model-shaped size 2.

2) Is "fat", which means a curvy size 8 with at least a D cup size.

3) Has an uber speshul relationship with a super cool relative that no one else understands quite like she does.

 

EFFING ANNOYING.