So thus far, we've spent an hour at a boring ballet for a kid that isn't one of the main characters (all five million of them) and another hour with Asher whining about how he can't have sex with Jean-Claude and only Jean-Claude.
*looks at plot summary*
"The triumvirate created by master vampire Jean-Claude, necromancer Anita Blake, and werewolf Richard Zeeman has made Jean-Claude one of the most powerful vampires in the U.S. -with the result that assassins are coming to St. Louis to kill them all."
In other news, here's the update to ANITA BLAKE BINGO!!