Reading progress update: I've read 90%.

Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys - Billy Crystal

More funny than Whoopi Goldberg's "Is It Just Me", more interesting personal stories than Ellen Degeneres "Seriously...I'm Kidding", but nowhere near the caliber of Tina Fey's amazing "Bossypants".

 

Plus, I will never be SO GLAD to hear this guy shut up; he gets on my nerves after awhile.